Dear reader, if you are not British or Irish, perhaps best skip the next few paragraphs as these tasty morsels may not mean much to you.
But what it comes down to is something like this: Should you try to figure out a way to head back to the home country to see loved ones this Christmas or try to make the best of things here in Spain?
And as we all know, mince pies are as essential a part of Christmas as the Nativity scene or turkey.
So do you risk all and head for home where mince pies are sure to be on the menu or forage for them here?
Among the foreigners I know in Spain, plans for the festive season seem to be the main point of conversation right now.
Anyone who still entertains hopes of trying to get home for Christmas faces a series of hurdles.
Travelling at this period of the year is complicated enough in normal times.
However, in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic, finding a flight seems a major headache.
EasyJet cancelled our flights to London which was not a surprise, given the dire state of the airline industry.
From anecdotal evidence, many others are finding it tough to find flights or simply blanch at the huge cost of the few which are available.
If you strike lucky and manage to book a journey home, then that may be only the start of your odyssey.
Not only do you have to go into quarantine for up to 14 days when you arrive in the UK from Spain but when you come back you will need a negative PCR test result taken 72 hours before you leave British soil.
Then there is the Boris factor to consider.
The British prime minister has suggested that the country may allow families to meet up for five days then, to compensate, the country will have to shut down for weeks after.
However, scientists have warned that allowing families to get together over the festive season may cause thousands of COVID-19 infections and even deaths in the New Year.
If, like me, you have given up hope of going home for Christmas, then there is of course a lot of preparation to be done.
Apart from tracking down mince pies or learning how to make them (tricky), you will have to source many of those other delicacies which make the festive experience what it is.
Brandy butter is as easy as cooking the turkey. But if you can prepare a Christmas pudding, you are a better man – or woman – than I.
Then do you invite fellow COVID-19 refugees round for Christmas dinner? I leave that one to you.
But do not get me wrong, after the year we have all had, most of us would love to be going home this Christmas.
I have not seen my family since last Christmas but at least they are in fairly good health.
Others have lost relatives to COVID-19 or because other ailments but could not return home to say their last goodbyes. Perhaps we all know someone in that position.
So, after a year which has possibly been the worst anyone can remember, we could all have really done with sharing some quality time with the ones we care most about.
It means that whatever way we try to soften the blow of not going home, we will all miss people we have not seen for what seems like ages.
However, maybe it is the moment to be patient.
Some, like Madrid's regional authorities, have put out rather blunt warnings of what might happen if in our haste to meet loved ones we forget masks and other means of protection.
Contrasting a picture of a woman with a coffin, the Madrid advertisement reads:
Family meeting without protection, bury your grandmother.
Not subtle but it might put some off dashing home and just possibly putting elderly relatives at risk.
However, a few green shoots of hope have emerged in the past few weeks.
The Pfizer and Moderna vaccines have over 90% reliability, according to their manufacturers, and could be available early next year.
Sceptics have said despite the forecast of many governments, it may take longer to roll out these game changers.
But it does not stop us all hoping all this will be over at last.
Cheers to the end of COVID-19!
Graham Keeley is a Spain-based freelance journalist who covered the country for The Times from 2008 to 2019. Follow him on Twitter @grahamkeeley
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