Wet the doughnut: Ten hilarious Spanish expressions to refer to sex 

Wet the doughnut: Ten hilarious Spanish expressions to refer to sex 

When it comes to matters of a sexual nature, the Spanish language is every bit as creative as you’d imagine. While rustic themes get a surprising amount of coverage — Trip to the vegetable garden, anyone? — some of these Spanish phrases for hanky panky are downright weird.

Madrid goes bonkers for waffle willies

Madrid goes bonkers for waffle willies

Spain launches safe sex campaign as STD rates soar among millennials

Spain launches safe sex campaign as STD rates soar among millennials

Cannes: Catalan director shocks with two-hour orgy of sadomasochistic debauchery

Cannes: Catalan director shocks with two-hour orgy of sadomasochistic debauchery

Podcast: the French on the streets, the Germans between the sheets

Podcast: the French on the streets, the Germans between the sheets

Police make arrests over lunchtime threesome at Madrid park

Police make arrests over lunchtime threesome at Madrid park

Scandal in Alcalá: Striptease staged at town hall retirement party

Scandal in Alcalá: Striptease staged at town hall retirement party

Barcelona opens ‘Europe’s first’ sex doll brothel

Barcelona opens ‘Europe’s first’ sex doll brothel

Spain appoints ‘sex tsar’ to boost baby making and reverse population decline

Spain appoints ‘sex tsar’ to boost baby making and reverse population decline

Man posts sex advert to reap revenge on ex-sister-in-law

Man posts sex advert to reap revenge on ex-sister-in-law

Two day metro strike causes commuter chaos in Barcelona

Two day metro strike causes commuter chaos in Barcelona

Couple caught on camera having sex on metro platform

Couple caught on camera having sex on metro platform

Spanish company launches watch to measure prowess in the bedroom

Spanish company launches watch to measure prowess in the bedroom

Danish tourists encouraged to come to Spanish holiday isles to fornicate

Danish tourists encouraged to come to Spanish holiday isles to fornicate

Fancy an affair? Matador is cheaters’ choice

Fancy an affair? Matador is cheaters’ choice

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Priests charged in Granada sex abuse case

Cult leaders detained on sex abuse charges

Cult leaders detained on sex abuse charges

Swiss sex tourists slapped with seatbelt fine

Swiss sex tourists slapped with seatbelt fine

Lovers caught having sex in bank lobby

Lovers caught having sex in bank lobby

Lovemaking lands woman at bottom of well

Lovemaking lands woman at bottom of well

‘Richer women enjoy better sex’: study

‘Richer women enjoy better sex’: study

Dating agency sells sex with Merkel-Rajoy kiss

Dating agency sells sex with Merkel-Rajoy kiss

Brothels are Madrid’s new nightclubs: survey

Brothels are Madrid’s new nightclubs: survey

Russian oral sex schools to spice up Spain

Russian oral sex schools to spice up Spain

Coca-Cola boss mocks Christian feminists

Coca-Cola boss mocks Christian feminists

‘Priest oral sex video not a hoax’: Police

‘Priest oral sex video not a hoax’: Police

Tampon ad slammed for ‘high sexual content’

Tampon ad slammed for ‘high sexual content’

Top ten: funniest Spanish relationship sayings

Top ten: funniest Spanish relationship sayings

Spain’s fake James Bond offers jobs for sex

Spain’s fake James Bond offers jobs for sex

Bar owner cops heat over ‘sexy waitress’ raffle

Bar owner cops heat over ‘sexy waitress’ raffle

‘High-tech pervert’ films nudist bathers

‘High-tech pervert’ films nudist bathers

Spaniards come second in summer loving stakes

Spaniards come second in summer loving stakes

Ibiza firemen free tourist trapped in sex toy

Ibiza firemen free tourist trapped in sex toy

‘Fifty Shades’ heats up Spanish sex lives

‘Fifty Shades’ heats up Spanish sex lives

‘Spain and the US have similar attitudes to sex’

‘Spain and the US have similar attitudes to sex’

Spain’s top porn star backs condom law

Spain’s top porn star backs condom law

Spain set to raise sex age from 13 to 16

Spain set to raise sex age from 13 to 16

Spanish gymnastics coach denies sex abuse

Spanish gymnastics coach denies sex abuse

Man clocks sex-stopping traffic cop

Man clocks sex-stopping traffic cop