17 hilarious Spanish translations of famous English movie titles 

Ever watched Pigs and Diamonds? How about Glass Jungle? If you've got no idea what we're talking about, dont worry, bizarre translations of film titles from their original English-language version into Spanish are fairly common and often pretty funny.

17 hilarious Spanish translations of famous English movie titles 
Marilyn Monroe and Tony Curtis in 'Some Like it Hot', which in Spain is called 'With skirts and in a crazy way'. Photo: Universal Artists

If you turn on the TV in Spain or go to the cinema, you’re likely to come across a whole host of American and British movies, all which have been dubbed and had their titles translated into Spanish in the vast majority of cases. 

Why Spain doesn’t embrace original language movies is a whole different story. What’s clear is that Spaniards love Hollywood but foreign movies have to be ‘Spanishised’ for them to pay attention to them. 

That’s the job of the film distributors in Spain, who over the years have received tens of thousands of English-language movies. Most of the time they get it right, but as we’ll see below, they sometimes give title translations their own bizarre and unique spin. 

“First, we receive a synopsis in English and the original title of the film: if it is based on a book or a story, we choose the original title. And if not, a literal translation, if it has one,” Álvaro Curiel, marketing director of Buena Vista International in Spain, told online daily 20 Minutos. 

“There are many times when we have to come up with a new title without having seen the original movie,” DeAPlaneta marketing director Gemma Ferrús admitted. 

Sometimes it’s understandable that it can prove difficult to get it right, especially when there are English plays on words or puns, such as with the 2010 action-comedy Knight and Day starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz, which in Spain was translated as Noche Y Día (Night and Day).   

But there are other times when one can’t help but wonder what the marketing teams and translators were thinking. 

At least they’ve given us some hilariously abstract translations to enjoy. Here are some of the best:

Snatch was translated as ‘Snatch: Pigs and Diamonds’ (Snatch: Cerdos y Diamantes)

It’s true that arrebatar (the Spanish translation of the verb to snatch) doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, but whoever translated the title of Guy Ritchie’s London gangster comedy for Spanish audiences appears to have picked two of the film’s elements at random and just ran with it. Who knows, maybe it could’ve been caravans and bare-knuckle boxing?

Die Hard was translated as ‘Glass Jungle’ (Jungla de Cristal)

Again, translating ‘die hard’ into Spanish is a big ask, as muere de manera dura isn’t exactly a winner. So we guess it was a case of trying to be creative and honour John McLane’s (Bruce Willis) barefoot smashing of panes of glass in the first Die Hard. Then they just had to stick with ‘Glass Jungle’ for all the other sequels.

Point Break was translated as ‘They call him Bodhi’ (Le llaman Bodhi)

Spanish surfers refer to point break – a type of swell which hits land at an oblique or perpendicular angle – as point break, without bothering to clumsily translate it into Spanish. But the Spanish translators of 1991 action crime film Point Break focused instead on Patrick Swayze’s character with the rather unsexy ‘They call him Bodhi’. How about Keanu’s character?

The Sound of Music was translated as ‘Smiles and Tears’ (Sonrisas y Lágrimas)

Why not just El Sonido de la Música? That would be a perfectly acceptable and accurate translation of the 1965 Julie Andrews musical. If it’s any consolation, in Latin America film distributors called the film La Novicia Rebelde (The Rebel Novice). 

There’s something about Mary was translated as ‘Something’s up with Mary’ (Algo pasa con Mary

It’s not so much that the Spanish title of this comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Ben Stiller has nothing to do with the original version in English, it’s the fact that the Spanish translation implies that there’s something wrong with Mary, not that she’s a heartbreaker.

Dr. Strangelove was translated as ‘Red Phone? We’re flying to Moscow’ (¿Teléfono Rojo? Volamos hacia Moscú)

Yes, this was never going to be an easy one to translate as the original English title is a mouthful (the full version is Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb). But why not just run with a simple ‘El Doctor Strangelove’? Seems like the Spanish distributors wanted to outdo Stanley Kubrick on the wackiness scale.  

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was translated as ‘Forget about Me!’ (¡Olvídate de mí!)

Here’s another one that wasn’t a straightforward translation, but with the flowery nature of the Spanish language they could have at least given it a go, right? El Sol Eterno de La Mente Inmaculada sounds pretty good to us. But no, instead they went with ‘Forget about Me!’. 

Some Like It Hot was translated as ‘With skirts and in a crazy way’ (Con faldas y a lo loco)

Come on, Spain is the land of ¡Caliente!. Instead this classic rom-com starring Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon was premiered in Spain under a title which oozes a fat slice of creative freedom. We have to admit that ‘With skirts and in a crazy way’ (a lo loco also means ‘in a rush’) is pretty entertaining, nonetheless.

The Naked Gun was translated as ‘Grab it however you can’ (Agárralo como puedas)

According to some sources, a naked gun is a gun attached to a cowboy’s belt for a quick draw. We’re not saying that it was easy to convey this in the translation of Leslie Nielsen’s slapstick comedies, but ‘grab it however you can’ has absolutely nothing to do with the original title. At least in Argentina they called it La Pistola Desnuda (The Naked Gun).  

The Parent Trap was translated as ‘You to London and I to California’ (Tú a Londres y yo a California)

The original 1961 comedy and the 1998 remake with Lindsay Lohan both have this geographical spin that has nothing to do with the original title, even though ‘La Trampa para Padres’ was a no-brainer. Oh well, at least they didn’t call it Operación Cupido (Operation Cupid) as it was named in Latin America. 

Here are a few more honourable mentions of weirdly wonderful English-to-Spanish movie title translations: 

Ice Princess (2005) was translated as ‘Dreaming, dreaming…I succeeded at skating’ (Soñando, soñando… triunfé patinando)

Trumbo (2015) was translated as ‘Return with Glory’ (Regreso con Gloria)

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) was translated as ‘Two Very Stoned Nutters’ (Dos Colgaos muy Fumaos

Braindead (1992) was translated as ‘Your mum has eaten my dog’ (Tu madre se ha comido a mi perro)

Beverly Hills Ninja (1997) was translated as ‘The Fighting Sausage’ (La salchicha peleona)

Unbreakable (2000) was translated as ‘The Protected’ (El Protegido)

Fast and the Furious (2001-2023) was translated as ‘Flat Out’ (A todo gas)

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¡Salud! The different ways to say cheers in Spanish

You may be familiar with the basic way Spaniards say ‘cheers’, but there are other Spanish expressions and habits associated with clinking glasses and making a toast that you’ll be happy to learn.

¡Salud! The different ways to say cheers in Spanish

Life in Spain comes with plenty of get-togethers and celebrations, and although alcoholic excesses are not generally part of the Spanish culture, booze will be a part of almost all social occurrences.

If you’re a foreigner who’s made Spain their new home, it’s therefore important to familiarise yourself with the language and idiosyncrasies that are part of such occasions.

Let’s start with the word for a toast, in the sense of honouring someone or something with a drink.

The noun for this is un brindis, which apparently originally comes from the German ‘bring dirs’, meaning ‘bring thee’ (as in, I’ll ‘bring thee’ a drink, a speech, etc.). There’s also the verb brindar, which means to toast.

So if you want to give a toast in Spanish, you should start off by saying me gustaría proponer un brindis por… or me gustaría brindar por… (I’d like to make a toast for) and once you’ve finished your speech you should raise your glass and for example say ¡Por los novios! (for the newlyweds) or ¡Por Juan! (for Juan!).

When it comes to clinking the glasses, Spaniards will often use the interjection chinchín, an onomatopoeia which pays heed to the sound, but it’s really the same as saying cheers.

The most common word used in Spanish to say cheers is ¡Salud!, which means ‘health’, in the same way as the French say santé and the Germans gesondheid. Spaniards may also direct their toast specifically at the person they’re drinking with by saying ¡A tu salud! (To your health!). 

You may be happy to learn that Spaniards don’t take the custom of looking into the other person’s eyes while clinking glasses or drinking quite so seriously as in other European countries, where the failure to do so carries the penalty of seven years of bad sex (ouch!).

A quick glance at the person you’re cheering with will go down well, however, as direct eye contact is the standard in social situations in Spain.

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What is considered to bring bad luck in the bedroom is toasting with a non-alcoholic drink in Spain, so consider yourself warned.

Catalans have an interesting version of the Spanish cheers – ¡salut i força al canut! – which translates to ‘Cheers and strength to the purse’ in order to wish health and wealth, although some people wrongly assume it’s meant to wish people good virility.

While we’re on the subject, there is a very common cheering expression used in Spanish to do with rumpy pumpy.

After cheering, whether by raising a glass or clicking glasses, many Spaniards will then take their glass and quickly place it down on the table before lifting it again to take a swig.

Bemused foreigners will then be reminded that el que no apoya, no folla, ‘the one who doesn’t place it (the glass) down, doesn’t have sex’.

Does it make it any sense? Nope, but it does get a few laughs, and before long you’ll find yourself quickly tapping the base of your drink against the table through force of habit.

Another interesting habit that foreigners in Spain tend to find amusing is when a group of friends in a circle move their glasses in four different directions whilst saying ¡Arriba, abajo, al centro y para dentro!, which means ‘up, down, to the centre and inside’, the latter being when you drink.

So there you have it, ¡Salud a todos! (Cheers to everyone!)