Top ten naughty Spanish expressions for sex

In this week's The Local List, we offer you a round-up of ten of the best naughty but nice Spanish expressions for sex guaranteed to leave you choking on your churros.

Top ten naughty Spanish expressions for sex
Picture of a couple eating churros in the Plaza Mayor: GoodLuz/Depositphotos

When it comes to matters of a sexual nature, the Spanish language is every bit as creative as you'd imagine.

While rustic themes get a surprisingly amount of coverage — Trip to the vegetable garden, anyone? — some of these Spanish phrases for hanky panky are downright weird (Want to play the rustic drum?)

READ MORE: Ten ideas for a romantic summer date in Spain

But what all of phrases here have in common is their colourful language and tongue-in-cheek nature.

Read on to see The Local's List of ten naughty Spanish expressions for sex.

Know any others you want to share? Visit our facebook page to join the discussion.

Photo of a couple in a vegetable garden:  MarinoBocelli/Depositphotos