When it comes to matters of a sexual nature, the Spanish language is every bit as creative as you'd imagine.
While rustic themes get a surprisingly amount of coverage — Trip to the vegetable garden, anyone? — some of these Spanish phrases for hanky panky are downright weird (Want to play the rustic drum?)
But what all of phrases here have in common is their colourful language and tongue-in-cheek nature.
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Photo of a couple in a vegetable garden: MarinoBocelli/Depositphotos